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A Pitmommy is a pitbull owner who is delusionally devoted to protecting their precious baby-devouring death machines from criticism, online or otherwise. Their favorite past-time is ignoring fatality statistics and saying [chihuahuas] are more of a threat.

When Pitmommies are exposed to too much empirical data that shows that pitbulls are way more likely to kill or seriously maim than other breeds, they often resort to the online equivalent of sticking their fingers in their ears and [yelling] "LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU" aka spamposting 'cute' images of pitbulls in shower caps or with flower crowns.

Pitmommies represent a serious danger to society at large because they encourage clueless dog lovers to take a chance on this violent breed. They love to call pits "mommy dogs" and espouse their so called 'nurturing instinct' for human children. They also constantly fail to properly secure their own "sweetie pibbles" which leads to them getting out of the yard and attacking some passer-by.

The only way for a Pitmommy to become a rational [human being] again is, sadly, to have them suffer a personal loss because of their [precious baby] pitty. [Unfortunately], some Pitmommies are so far gone that even having their human children killed by their pet is not enough to convince them.

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