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The COOLEST in the entire UNIVERSE. You're lucky af if you have a João in your life specifically João Gomes because he be intelligent, funny and the most caring dude on this planet. This mans got self respect on a whole other level, also I could go on about his looks but I'm tryna type this under 5 mins not 100 years. AND DONT WORRY HE AINT IGNORING YOU HE IS A SOCIALLY AWKWARD INTP <3
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