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A dude from the year 4269, not to be confused with malware. He has very unpopular opinions, doesn't believe in a God, and would rather code Python 3.8 than go out with friends. Chances are, he's a robot sent back in time to annoy the very fabrics of reality. If you ask him his religion and he doesn't say Optimistic Nihilism, you have the wrong man. He supposedly has a very annoying girlfriend who likes asking random humans where the ocean is. His face resembles a battleground, with numerous craters of acne. He likes keeping standards, although fails maintaining them from time to time. Dislikes are close-minded people and people without drive. Call him anol and he'll shmickity shmack your beautiful face. I was sleepy, people! The best place to look for lona.exe is at VSC and Armenia. He also likes to transform into a monkey, sit on a cartoon character's shoulder, and swipe at nothing. xx The real lona.exe did definitely not write this, but then again, what is real? hehe
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