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An actual narcissistic psychopath that drags anyone in her life through a IED field of madness on one of her good days; and turns into an actual monster under ‘Mercury Retrograde. But pretends to be Mary Poppins when anyone else shows up. Fills the gap in her soul with any and all dick. Rapey as fuck. Really great at gaslighting. Recharges her energy based on the amount of ANY attention she can get from anyone. Her blood is actually a flammable acid, no really; it might actually be napalm. Or that stuff that the tiny lizard thing in the original Jurassic park spits in that fat guys face when he’s trying to smuggle the Dino DNA off the island. Likes to roll around in self made mud puddles at 4 AM with no fucks given for the neighbors trying to sleep. Dislikes showering, brushing her hair, and people who get sick of babysitting the belligerent child that she acts like. Puts her vag on only fans and then gets mad when people she knows see it… even though she was planning on throwing it at them anyway. To put it simply; she’s an 867-5309.
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