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Poo is a very interesting substance that comes out of your butt. There are many types of poos, such as The Original: Basically normal poos The Really Diarrhoea-y one: Wet poos that come out of your ass when you have a stomachache and take fucking hours to wipe The Machine Gun: Pellets of poos that come out of your butt when you don’t drink water. They are a good weapon if you want to defend yourself. The Creamy Corn: Basically poo with corn in it. The What the Fuck: Basically every poo that isn’t brown. Here’s what you might say if you encountered them in you bathroom The Original One: ‘BORING!’ The Really Diarrhoea-y One: ‘Gross, man! What did I eat?’ The Machine Gun ‘Pew-pew!’ The Creamy Corn ‘Ew…’ The What the Fuck ‘WHAT THE FUCK?’
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