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Spermman Spermman Does whatever a sperm can Eats a dick, any size Catches cum just like flies. Look out! Here comes the spermman. Is he thick? Listen bud He’s got radioactive nuts Can he suck lots of nuts? Yes and he’ll give you head Hey there There goes the spermman In the chill of night At the scene of a crime Theres a streak of white He cums just in time Spermman Spermman Kinky neighbourhood, spermman Dick and balls He wanks off Pleasure is his reward To him Life’s sucking lots of nuts Wherever there’s a dildo You’ll find the spermman
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