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A delusional pea brain cunt who still gets her ass wiped by her dad at 31 years old. Perpetually horny. Masurbates 8 times a day with her toothpick vibrator, 365 days a year. Stinks like a prostitute. Got dumped by her ex for being stupid. Got molested by a pedo when she was a teenager. Sucks off her brother on the weekend. Example: A: Who the fuck told that Autistic Alyssa Arizo that she's relevant?! She won't stop lecturing my team! B: Heard she's just a cumbag. No one really listens to her.
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