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1. 90 minutes maximum 2. Show up on time, but no earlier than 15 minutes. 3. Dress how you usually dress. Don’t wear a suit unless you’re coming from a meeting. 4. Have cash in your wallet. Not because you need it. Just trust me. 5. If you can’t afford to have cash in your wallet, you can’t afford a girlfriend. 6. Ripped jeans don’t look good 7. Have a reason to leave after 90 minutes. Make some shit up if you need to. 8. Don’t say you like something just because she does. If you despise it, don’t pretend to play along. 9. Bring a condom. You never know. 10. Just in case, have a Backup Call
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