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The tears of a Motard, best collected shortly after a Motard receives a traffic infringement notice from close passing a cyclist or aiming their vehicle and speeding up towards a pedestrian who has inadvertently take a half step off the zebra crossing.

These tears are reputed to be the purest of all liquids.

Motards are devoid of empathy and have zero respect for human life. Scientists speculate that Motard tears are purified by this intense [irrational hatred] and the vile abusive mindset.
Motard tears also completely lack any salt content. It is thought that this is due to the salt having been drawn out via [social media] platforms such as Facebook and Reddit. Motards are inexorably drawn to these platforms as they are generally cowards and can continue to exacerbate their extreme hateful views from the anonymity of their keyboard.
Motards are also known to be extremely [homophobic], racist misogynistic and gutless bullies. This makes their tears so much tastier.
Cyclists are known to make a [moisturizing] lotion with motard tears by mixing in a sprinkle of magic green paint dust and a pinch of condensed coal roll fumes from dual cab 4wd utes or older model land cruisers.

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