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Unique, hairless, heart horny, rather unhandsome but still adorable Person. With a physical appearance similar to the "Bald Ibis", its yearly migration to its spanking grounds stands in the light of deterred, unsatisfied women with unique spanking marks on their backs. Once successful, the Miezbach-Spanker is never seen twice in one spanking ground. Miesbach - Location of first appearance Miez(e) - German synonym for women Spanker - Reference to sexual habit
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