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A religion all about snails. The central diety of the Snurch is Snod, followed by other sniblical figures such as Snesus, The Snophet, Snodmother, Snesiah, and Snarchangel. The true loyal followers of the Snurch are Snesiples. The antagonistic force of the Snurch is Snatan.

The snail is the inspiration behind the Snurch and the embodiment of everything the Snurch values. Its spiral shell symbolizes the circle of life in which we are born, live our lives, and slowly spiral towards death all while forming our lives. The shell is also a home for the snail that it carries wherever it goes, just like the impact and influence of the Snurch being carried by us for our entire lives. For these reasons, the spiral is the official symbol of the Snurch. The snail moves throughout its life at an incredibly slow pace, resulting in a state of enlightenment completely immersed in the natural beauty of the world during each moment, living in blissful ignorance that its fragile little life may be squandered by a single step or a hot day.

Participants of the Snurch practice their faith by gathering around a communal table to discuss the Snurch, admire the snail creations of Snod, and relentlessly make fun of Snatan.

Some might say the Snurch is a pathetic copy of Christianity, but it is in fact the contrary. The Snurch contains the universal truth, but the sniblical figures and events were tragically distorted by anti-snail, Snatanic propaganda.

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