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absolute retard, can't do shit with his life, typically short, like reeaally shoort like 4'8". dogshit at videogames and incapable performing basic human function. Addicted to borgers and has retarded episodes where he only says borger and moans loudly. Absurdly obese to the point where his 1 inch penis while erect is being swallowed whole by his flesh. Needs to be constantly called an idiot and a bitch and other derogatary words as that is all he used to hearing, if he goes without hearing this for too long he collaps into a wet slop. Has -2 brain cells, and is absolutely the worst human on the fucking planet, to the point where he is subhuman and worth less than a dog. The sun stops shining whenever he goes outside for god cannot look upon his inbred mistake when god accidentally fucked a coconut.
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