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A raunchy std created by a boy named Ham. He has a strange mutation that caused him to create this disease when he started sleeping with a girl named Pia. You know have hampia when you start getting purple spots on your butt and then gradually move up your stomach and down your legs. they will itch and burn and ooze. then your hair will start to fall out. sadly, Hampia has no cure and nobody will ever want to sleep with you again.
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