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Jason is unbreakably strong Loyal Takes pride in blunt honesty Quick to anger Not to be fucked with Intensely Patriotic Would find no greater honor than to lay down his life for America

Teach him his job & you'll find none better Enjoys hard work Insists on doing it right

Incapable of beatin round the bush Direct to the point Brutally honest Be careful what you ask, you may not want the answer He knows you know he's right Doesn't know the meaning of tact

Distrustful of strangers Let him get to know you, and he'll throw obscene jokes. He won't respect you if you can't dish it back

The worst thing you can do is endanger someone who he loves. You'll feel pain

A true Jason says eating pussy is the main event of sex. Once he starts, he won't stop. It's for his pleasure not yours Jason will make you cum by doing things you don't know are possible, and come back for more His appetite for pussy is insatiable. He's aggressive but gentle If you ask Jason to come over you need to be ready for him to pull down your pants gorge himself and walk away belching in appreciation. It won't be long before he asks for seconds

A true Jason loves all women but he prefers blondes He loves the Elsa Jean/Kenzie Taylor type who looks like Barbie come to life Even though he knows he can't ever have one

Jasons are always simple but misunderstood by those looking for things that aren't there You'll always know where you stand with Jason cause he'll tell you in no uncertain terms

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