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Another word for ben simmons. He loves miki dawson more than he loves himself. He teleports to her when she starts crying because he has nothing better to do apart from wanking off to her in his free time. He also sucks at basketball that's why his name is ben simmons in real life. He can't shoot for shit even if he's left wider open than his mothers leg from last night. His jump shot is like a baby penguin being ran over by 70 trucks that's why he's made fun of by this dude named Max and decklan he also says cunt in every sentence.
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