Skip to main content
Dictionary
Store
Blog
World
Help
Advertise
Chat
System Status
Information Collection Notice
Trademark Concerns
reCAPTCHA Privacy
Terms of Service
reCAPTCHA Terms
Privacy Policy
Accessibility
Report a Bug
Data Request
Contact Us
Security
DMCA
© 1999–2026 Urban Dictionary ®
Mugs
Tees
Hoodies
Pro Customization
Create unique products with your own words and definitions
Preview
Personalize Your Design
Your Word
Your Definition
Blonde Norwegian footballer named Erling Haaland. He's a beast on the pitch and would probably take your girl because you're too scared to fight back. Honestly Idk what this is I made up this word after dortmund made a post on Instagram asking people to describe haaland in one word. I couldnt think of a word so I created this word.
Text fits
Save
Cancel