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Big fucking cock. I mean massive. Literally raps around like a belt, with balls sagging to the floor. Utterly immense, and extremely difficult to grip/manage. Dick the circumference of the flat Earth. When I stare down the shaft it's like a hydro flask. Nuts like a fire hose, literally a flood warning, TSUNAMI ALERT.
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