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Dave Parky is an enlarged chap who likes to think he’s hard as fuck! He likes to go about his day telling people how he went to prison for stabbing people. Said person above drives for a local coach company in Preston. Parky has two friends - Ste Hill with the “gout knees” & Eddie Keane also know as “monotone Eddie” both are fuckwhits who think are funny as fuck. Last Christmas 2020 Parky and Hill both came up with a plan to sell knock off headphones "AirPods" to their colleagues for 50 notes a piece, saying they was off the back of a lorry, bad news for them is that half of them didn't work and decided after a while that Parky would do a runner and fled the scene of a crime! Dave Parky also likes to tell people how he likes to dress up as a unicorn on a weekend and get sucked off by his two mates. Don't trust these men as you'd find your arsehole to be widened and gaping and maybe slightly bleeding Parky drives a new Mercedes while his mate hill drives a blue bmw.
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