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The cutest old cat lady you will ever meet. Knits sweaters for you and is often schizophrenic. Will tell you that she does embroidery and not knitting. If such happens, you should just ignore her. Give her medication maybe but not too much or she'll start having hallucinations brought by old age. Also she likes tesco meal deal.
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