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Valgarð is an intellectual being. Initially, the name Valgarð comes from old Norsk, as protector of Valhalla. Protector of Valhalla is not enough for Valgarð. He is truly something far superior than that. When lesser beings see a Valgarð they squirm in fear, as they can never dream of reaching his potential. Valgarð will forever triumph over all these ants that roam this so-called Earth. Valgarð comes with a price though, a very, very, extremely, small penis.
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