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Known for carrying around a colossal magnum dong in his pants everywhere he goes. He can be often caught knocking over things with it whenever he turns around. The sheer size is enough to concuss most with a singular swing. A weapon of mass destruction enough to strike fear into people of all ages. Most commonly found at your local park or primary school scouting for fresh prey.
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