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All round Top Bloke and Mariners Ultra. Rules his shed domain with the iron fisted nature of a fascist dictator but is a must have in any friendship group. Can regularly be found prowling the isles of his local budget superstore for Karens and other ne'er-do-wells. As such their alter-ego of PC Spud is well placed to clamp down hard on idiots and pisstakers. Is known to have a fear of Cats and Aeroplanes, an intolerance of bullshit and a loathing of Scunthorpe. Infamously got Stuart Pearce to sign a Fanta bottle, so as to not “dirty” the shirt he was wearing.
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