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A coffee enthusiast with the urge of being a Touch Me Not plant for Halloween to jump out of bushes and touch innocent pedestrians. Believes his beard is just in the way of his fabulous jawline, but the real reason his jawline is non existent is because devours a jar of Mayo every month. Absolute sweetheart who loves to marinate in his own tears and then be called a Wet Ass Pussy by none other than Cardi B. He ain’t no weak ass bitch because in his world everything is “tis but a scratch”. Also, puns.
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