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A ditzy, blond haired, nasty, insecure, selfish skank from Nebraska who moves to NY and starts flirting with her married boss and screwing him, with absolutely no regard for the sanctity of marriage & family probably because she came from such a dysfunctional family. She will try to play the helpless, pathetic, innocent role for a while until she has no use for the guy who’s now almost 50 and whose marriage & family she’s ruined. She’ll use him to be her designated driver cuz she’s always drunk, to do her grocery shopping , to set up her work office during covid, and to be her date for family weddings . But eventually she’ll kick his old ass to the curb and find another married man 14 years younger than him.
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