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An extremely cool dude who will bang anything he lays his eyes upon. Also known as modern day Zeus. However he respects consent and only with consent will he proceed to bang your brains out. He is also a gentle soul and will not let go once he finds his soulmate, preferably a guy. He is a lover of animals and although he is willing to bang them as well, he understands the consent from animals is a gray area and hence does not venture into that area until an animal-mind-reading machine has been invented.
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