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Austin is pretty cool when you hang around him but when he's alone he will probably be a box, very comfortable in his home. When you meet him you wonder if he is a vampire because he is so pale. Lady's will love him if she's the right one. They're usually born a natural doctor, Austin's are very funny people. They come out of the womb with a stethoscope in their left hand because they're right handed. If you go on a date with them they will talk your ear off about doctor things you don't understand. So don't date them- marry them! What cuties they are!
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