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A Simja is a little wholesome house elf, who can't fit the tiniest shotglas in her mouth, but laughs the loudest with a heart bigger then her chest. Feed a Simja and keep her hydrated for good fortune. She has the cleanest dishes but the dirtiest mind. If she were the progatonist in a horror movie, she would keep the group together and get everyone home safely and to bed with a warm drink. Appearance like a model on a scale of 1 to 3.
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