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A widely misunderstood religion started by Anton LeVay. The church practices self indulgences and frowns upon altruistic behavior.  The Church of Satan in no way acknowledges the existence of any devine being neither good nor evil.  They worship no devil, though the phrase "hail satan" is commonly used.  However in the church Satan represent the repressed desires of all humans and therefore saying "hail satan" is to hail one's self. It is commonly believed that the church of satan is a horrible group of people that should be feared.  The CoS should only be feared if one is actually a member of an archaic religion which preaches self restraint and stupid moral systems that are truly outdated.  To roughly quote LeVay one of the philosophies is if someone smacks you on the cheek smash him on his and ten times more for he that turns the other cheek is like the cowardly dog that roles over when kicked.  Therefore the person above who stated he beat up on satanists at school was more a satanist than the person who laid there and took it while "chanting" the name of an entity that a true satanist would not even believe to truly exist.  Many religions have broken off from satanism including but not limited The temple of Set.

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