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Schafi is the most incredible being on earth. Schafi is funny, loud, likes to suck peepees and vaginas and has a talent for singing and smuggling milk in his popo. He also likes to cuddle all day and has a thing for anything por-nographic. Schafi is liked by everyone, whether they want to or not. Schafi is pretty small but his peepee is ginormous, just like his love for everyone (especially boobies).
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