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He's that one guy who insists girls aren't into him when literally everyone is after him. It's his world as you'll realize eventually. He has undefeatable plot armor and a special way of dodging questions that involve more than he is willing to admit.

He also has this affinity to him and inevitably becomes the light of your life the more you get attached to him. This is the man you will simp forever for. This is the guy who trolls a lot but still finds a way to make everyone laugh along with him. He is the personification of warmth and exudes this aura of calm and cunning. There is no one more charismatic than him and no one who likes to 'sadge farm' as much. He can make you cry as easily as he can make you laugh.

And he's dangerous in his own way. Disappointing him will become your ultimate fear if you ever encounter him (unlikely as it is). Recently he has been more ruthless and more confident and has earned himself the nickname "cactuskkuno" by Valkyrae (one of his bestfriends), a moniker of his spiky nature.

He is like a cat in more ways than one and before you realize it you will be doing his bidding thinking it was your choice. The founder of the Amigops, this man has a precious smile and an even more precious heart.

*sighs* thanks for coming to my TED Talk

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