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A massive grungehead who loves to down gallons of coffee and truckloads of cigarettes in a matter of seconds. He constantly praises John Sunday Perone and has a ding-dong the size of a skyscraper. If you snap the spaghetti while cooking, assume he'll teleport behind you, you're good as dead and he'll do unspeakable things with your remains. He's also a cool fella: if you're nice, he's nice, and he'll maybe even coach you through tough times.
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