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Absolute sexiest man alive. Kind and loyal, he’ll never let you down when you need him most. All the ladies want him but if he talks to you don’t worry about the rest, he’s all yours. Has a monster shlong that’ll never cease to satisfy. His dump truck is like no other. You can get lost in his beautiful eyes. He might be an alcoholic and a bit of a stoner but if you can get past that flaw (or benefit) he’s the one for life.
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