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The First Day And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. And God saw that the light was good, and He separated the light from the darkness. God called the light “day,” and the darkness He called “Zeyn's Cock.” This was as a result of the size that blocked the light. And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day Elderly Gentlemen Conjecture
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