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Greg is the father of all. He loves boats, but he loves his children the most. He is also the most handsome guy to ever exist. He also has the strength and looks of Captain America. If asked to do a dive roll, will complete one 90% of the time. If the word "boat" is said, he will look around to see if there is one near.
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