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He’s a real fuck professor. This dude’s wiener is, like, really big, like, you would think he has two or three penises. Yeah. Yeah! And, like, everyone loves him and wants to do him for his hot bod. But, more importantly, he has an empathetic attitude, a curious and open mind, the heart of a poet, and will show the depths of feelings in the rare moments he’s not jizzing giant loads of cum on his many lovers. He’s got a bunch of houses and cars and money and books and art and shit like that but he hides it well because he’s very humble. Looks-wise, a solid 7.3/10.
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