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"Too Long Don't Wanna Read" goes ahead of a long line of text. This should be used in the case you want to put the TLDR first and be grammatically correct. Used best for political discussions when you're trying to hook an audience that really doesn't care about your argument, but shouldn't be used for regular stories as there should be a mild-to-great disdain between you and the audience.
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