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The most mysterious guy on Earth. He did everything: was the best of his class, went to military school, lived in every freaking city in the world, starred in a Pedigree commercials, made out with you girlfriend at a karaoke bar. Works at 100500 companies at the same time, wears a red silk bathrobe for kicks.
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