Skip to main content
Dictionary
Store
Blog
World
Help
Advertise
Chat
System Status
Information Collection Notice
Trademark Concerns
reCAPTCHA Privacy
Terms of Service
reCAPTCHA Terms
Privacy Policy
Accessibility
Report a Bug
Data Request
Contact Us
Security
DMCA
© 1999–2026 Urban Dictionary ®
Mugs
Tees
Hoodies
Pro Customization
Create unique products with your own words and definitions
Preview
Personalize Your Design
Your Word
Your Definition
A Zoard is someone who is pretty gay. If you meet a Zoard in the wild, you are probably living in the Meta Verse full time and don’t even realize it, seeing as wild Zoard’s can only exist in the Meta Verse. Zoard’s are sensitive to sunlight, and often times have large crazy hair to scare off any potential mating opportunities, which is why they cannot exist in the Uni-Verse.
Text fits
Save
Cancel