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Alstevis is what the kids today would call a “goat”. He has challenges that he allows to get him against the ropes, but he finds a way out. When you meet an Alstevis you’ll know. An Alstevis is very welcoming, humble, and is an awesome person to be around. If an Alstevis is a father his kids comes first. If he’s a husband helps wife comes first. He also tends to his wife as if he’s in the porn industry. If Alstevis went to college he probably pledged an African American fraternity. Based on how his life style and previous facts… Alstevis most like pledged Omega Psi Phi Fraternity INC. A great mentor, coach, buddy, friend, and brother. Alstevis is a mother🤬🤬 goat.
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