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Matua is some who has a head shaped like a Q-tip and pretty skinny. He is an ultra-simp and almost always stays up till 6 am everyday to call his girlfriend. He also loves microwaveable mac n cheese over anything else. Besides that, he’s a really good guy with a good heart who you can rely on.
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