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A man of highest calibre, 80cm in diametre and venerable and old. Whenever he open his curtains he is as soft as a kitten and when closed he is like a double edged sword. A man everyone and anyone wants to cuddle, so cute, that even puppies are envious. But there is one mystery. Something he has never told anyone; his big and round belly. Why is it so inflated? Is it soft or hard? Is he even human?
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