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A rare breed of stoner, often referred to as “meth head mike” due to his skeletal like appearance. Secretly gay but won’t admit it, mike strives to find his mate, these are called Jakes. When a Micheal and a Jake mate they have a LSD dolphin baby that then runs off into the wilderness. (They both give birth when mating)
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