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A total stand up guy. When you first meet him, he might bully you a little, but he is the type of person to fall in love with at an instant. Definitely one of the nicest and most caring guys you'll ever know, even though, on the outside, you wouldn't expect it. He's got a giiiiiiaaannnt dick. I mean wow. A James might look like a redneck republican on the outside, 6'3", ginger, and owns an embarassing amount of cowboy clothing, but he's definitely an open-minded fella. He looks like the type of guy to say "Welcome to the gunshow" then flex his arms. He's the type of guy you could bring home to your folks but could also suck off in a highschool parking lot. Somedays you wanna blow his brains out and somedays you wanna paint his brains on the wall with a shotgun, but ultimately everyone loves James. A James is a teenage dream with a heart of gold and a body to match.
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