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a unique extraterrestial creature that feeds through photosynthesis and crappy memes. a petyus will always appear sad and has multiple personalities disorder as well as down's. it likes slow cars that are usually labelled as pezso, but dreams of american muscle cars it cant afford seeing as it left its only career opportunity last week. it would call kozakkucsma its home within the milky way, a cripplingly gypsy-infested nest of cretins. some people love a petyus but are mistaken only by its sincere appearance and suspect not the evil underlying. very few sexual advantages included.
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