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Bastienne is the strangest person you will ever meet. Trust me. Avoid her at all costs. She once strangled me with a Harry Styles scarf and forced me to listen to One Direction's albums in her torture chamber. I am traumatised to this day. She is also hilariously funny. She made me snort water out of my nose once.
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