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A cute German who has blonde hair. He's very calm and he rarely cusses but when he does he sounds fucking hot. He's a very loyal friend and the guy is incredibly lovable and always tries to make everyone feel good. He has a wicked sense of humor and a very deep and pleasant laugh. Sometimes he laughs at his jokes a little too much but he's still kinda cute. If you have a Malte in your life you better take care of them. They're one of the best things that you can get in life for free.
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