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A man that is a sneaker head but loves getting head…. Never disappoints in bed and can go for hours.. HOURS… it’s been said that one woman has had 13 orgasms in the hands of an Alder… He is also a sarcastic ass and will tell what he thinks.. if you come across him you will want to smack him from time to time.. true story. He is also giving and has the biggest heart… explains why he has a big giving dick.. don’t be fooled.. you have to meet a certain criteria to be with Alder… he has needs that can’t be met just by anyone.. sorry!
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