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A deadbeat who’s never around. Always lies and makes you think you’re amazing likes to cheat on multiple women. Amazing women who are beautiful at that! Not sure why he cheats he has mommy and daddy issues too! Mind fucks you Pays for everyone’s drinks at the bar to be the popular kid Thinks he’s Portuguese because he’s dating a cow
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