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A angelic kind of unicorn that attracts Christmas elves through its hormones at night. It’s sharp antlers and stiffy toes allow it (in modern mythology) to pierce any meat that was made during the Great Depression or the year 1939. In ancient times, the Josun was mistaken for donkeys and deer, but one day, on the 10th Christmas, a Josun, known as the Josun Mammyh, licked so many in the lands that no one could ignore such a mythical beast. Every full moon, if you dig deep enough into the ground, sometimes you can still find the lost antlers of a Josun
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