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Singer, lyricist and chief song-writer of the Finnish 'love metal' band HIM. Songs are chiefly concerned with love, loss, pain, death and that kind of thing. The man himself polarises opinion even more than his band: the two main schools of thought are 'desperate cam-whore media-slut utter poser' and 'OH EM GEE I want his babies'. The truth, as almost always is the case, lies somewhere in between the two extremes. Ville Valo is not God. He is not the Devil. He is a fairly ordinary Finnish bloke who happens to be drooled over and idolised by legions of unfortunate 'goth' fangirls, and despised by equal legions of desperate insecure metal-kiddies. Shock press: he's not even a vampire. He's a human being. Freakin' deal with it, fangirlie.
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